Okay, Everybody in the Fucking Tardis. Now.: Archive

Okay, Everybody in the Fucking Tardis. Now.

February 2012

Anonymous asked: yo can i get one of your chickens' digits?

Anonymous asked: tell me good chicken jokes, beastmaster

Anonymous asked: i want to have sex with chickens but they find me odd and and dont laugh at any of my jokes

Anonymous asked: i have sex with chickens.

Chickens don't fly.

fuckyeah-chickens: semperannoying: And just for that, I think it’s OK to eat them. Well neither do cats, dogs, horses, or children for that matter… With this in mind, LET US FEAST. That’s the lamest excuse for not eating chickens I’ve ever heard (how about, actually own some and see what great pets they are and what great personalities they have?)

Anonymous asked: matt smith is a straight white man with an acting career. woop dee fuckin doo.

Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together for a...

sleazeandhustle: ronstormer: I’m sure that’ll make for a big hit. I can’t imagine what that song could possibly say. What pop sensation the machine is going to generate for us today. This is what we call “GRADE A BULLSHIT”. Anyone involved in either of their careers that isn’t screaming “STOP” is working for the devil in my opinion. Every time I hear about this, all I can think about is...

Anonymous asked: single?

IF YOU PIZZA WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FRENCH FRY

YOU’RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.

Going to karaoke at O'Bannons in my hometown...

Super excited! You guys don’t even know!

$50 for an Iron Maiden ticket? Aren’t they past that point?

Going to see Iron Maiden and Coheed and Cambria...

Totes excited, brah.

Who else listens to Art of Drowning/Sing the...

nobody wants to hang out tonight I hate everything.

Anonymous asked: none of your love makes any sense.

As a matter of fact

FUCK YOU ANON. My life kind of fucking sucks. And if all I get out of it is that I get to fawn over hot male celebrities Then fuck you for giving me a hard time over that. Just Fuck you in the hardest way that I could possibly mean, and I hate you in that same way.

Anonymous asked: matt smith doesn't love you.

AND YOU'RE SO FAST AT DRIVING CARS

I LOVE YOU MATT SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH

I LOVE YOU MATT...

I know this is played out

But Matt Smith Just do me. Do me now. Please.

Trying to download LOTRO is more frustrating than trying to pirate music. I hate being technologically inept.

So the chickens have moved outside because they're...

or at least growed up enough to go outside. And now I miss them :(

When I lived in Boston and got really bored, I...

Or if I had something to do I would leave super early and just take a really roundabout way there. And I came up with the idea that my dream job would be a T driver.

fuckyeahstretchedears: PETA killed more than 95 percent of the pets in its care in 2011. (this is HORSE SHIT) fuckyeahstretchedears: cabalisticmotto: Documents published online this month show that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, an organization known for its uncompromising animal-rights positions, killed more than 95 percent of the pets in its care in 2011. STOP SUPPORTING...

roomtogrow: nefffy: I see a lot of folks saying, “Ooh, it’s really ‘un-sexy’ when a person asks my permission to kiss me/engage in [insert sexual activity here]” or “Don’t ask if you can kiss me, just do it!” I couldn’t disagree more. You know what’s not “sexy”? Jumping on me without my consent. Not asking my permission before you make a move on my body. Assuming I want to advance to level...